Make a fake book cover based on the Patton Oswalt (been listening to a lot) joke about the worst Judy Blume novel ever, ‘Who Do You Talk to About Pussy?’
Thanks
I claim no credit for this; this was pulled off his “fan-made” section of his myspace photos and I laughed so hard I cried when I first saw it.
Simply amazing. Thank you.
Anything for a fellow Oswalt-lover.
(via tenshaobe)
FOLLOWING
Aww thanks :D

never gets old!
TROOF!
I cannot wait for it to be 10:00pm EST.
I do not know what this show is, besides it apparently having a high bro ratio. But the guy in the middle looks almost exactly like my freshman year roomate. First thing brought into the room on move-in day; GIGANTIC TUB OF MUSCLE WHEY.
GIL! That fuckface punched a hole through my wall.
It’s amazing how fast YTMND picks up on these things.
also, at least your wall didn’t get finucan’d.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn7VvZ0EZCY
Annoying for the first 50 seconds but the last 6 make it so much more interesting

never gets old!
TROOF!
I cannot wait for it to be 10:00pm EST.
I do not know what this show is, besides it apparently having a high bro ratio. But the guy in the middle looks almost exactly like my freshman year roomate. First thing brought into the room on move-in day; GIGANTIC TUB OF MUSCLE WHEY.
The show is called Jersey Shore and I guarantee that will explain 100% of the show to you.
Make a fake book cover based on the Patton Oswalt (been listening to a lot) joke about the worst Judy Blume novel ever, ‘Who Do You Talk to About Pussy?’
Thanks
I claim no credit for this; this was pulled off his “fan-made” section of his myspace photos and I laughed so hard I cried when I first saw it.

(via sitestonight)
(evil) Genius!
Hahah.
Mine:
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.



